ELDIN RING SUCKS.
What's up guys bateater here. And I'd like to give you my thoughts on this piece of shit game from a piece of shit game developer and before anyone asks, no, this is not a joke review, this is not coming out on april 1st i am %100 sincere when I say without any sarcasm that eldon ring can suck my dick. And now I know what all any of you are thinking I know what you're all thinking how much of this game have you played? Well I'm gonna be completely honest with you and this is an objective fact I have played precisely zero minutes and zero seconds of this bullshit game and I still know it's bullshit. And you know why? Well the answer is very simple and I know alot of people are going to say that I need to play the game before I judge it but I don't quite frankly I disagree. And if you disagree with me then get the hell off my review. Now here's the reason why I can safely say that I hate this game even though I've never played it. Because the community that From Software has cultivated is so toxic and vile that I automatically hate any game made by them. When I did my retrospective of Dark Souls way back when I have gotten not on nothing but pure hatred and that is the overwhelming majority of what I have gotten everyone in is and their mother says that I just need to get good well frankly I don't give a shit. Everypony who thinks that I who even if I make even a sementic mistake in my review they will tear me to shreds. Not PHYSICALLY of course. They will tear me to shreds verbally and act like they're objectively justified so I instead of just saying I'm not going to even play the game and I'm not even going to pass judgment no that. I'm going to pass judgment I'm going to get involved I'm going to actually place judgment on this damn game simply because it's fan base doesn't deserve to win here. They just don't what they want is for me to just not talk about the game. So. Because they think that it they think that by doing that they'll be able to censor any negative opinions so no I'm gonna give my opinion I'm gonna give my negative opinion whether you like it or not and actually specifically because you don't like it. My opinion is that Elden Ring is a piece of shit game from a developer that cultivates a piece of shit fan base so no I don't care if you think my opinion is invalid. I don't care if you think I've played enough of the game I don't care if you think I need to play the game I don't need to play it I already know what my opinion is. And if you got a problem with that then I defy you to change my mind so with that being said, I am Batear and I will see you guys next time. Peace.
What's up guys bateater here. And I'd like to give you my thoughts on this piece of shit game from a piece of shit game developer and before anyone asks, no, this is not a joke review, this is not coming out on april 1st i am %100 sincere when I say without any sarcasm that eldon ring can suck my dick. And now I know what all any of you are thinking I know what you're all thinking how much of this game have you played? Well I'm gonna be completely honest with you and this is an objective fact I have played precisely zero minutes and zero seconds of this bullshit game and I still know it's bullshit. And you know why? Well the answer is very simple and I know alot of people are going to say that I need to play the game before I judge it but I don't quite frankly I disagree. And if you disagree with me then get the hell off my review. Now here's the reason why I can safely say that I hate this game even though I've never played it. Because the community that From Software has cultivated is so toxic and vile that I automatically hate any game made by them. When I did my retrospective of Dark Souls way back when I have gotten not on nothing but pure hatred and that is the overwhelming majority of what I have gotten everyone in is and their mother says that I just need to get good well frankly I don't give a shit. Everypony who thinks that I who even if I make even a sementic mistake in my review they will tear me to shreds. Not PHYSICALLY of course. They will tear me to shreds verbally and act like they're objectively justified so I instead of just saying I'm not going to even play the game and I'm not even going to pass judgment no that. I'm going to pass judgment I'm going to get involved I'm going to actually place judgment on this damn game simply because it's fan base doesn't deserve to win here. They just don't what they want is for me to just not talk about the game. So. Because they think that it they think that by doing that they'll be able to censor any negative opinions so no I'm gonna give my opinion I'm gonna give my negative opinion whether you like it or not and actually specifically because you don't like it. My opinion is that Elden Ring is a piece of shit game from a developer that cultivates a piece of shit fan base so no I don't care if you think my opinion is invalid. I don't care if you think I've played enough of the game I don't care if you think I need to play the game I don't need to play it I already know what my opinion is. And if you got a problem with that then I defy you to change my mind so with that being said, I am Batear and I will see you guys next time. Peace.
2 Comments
whatever
NeatlyKnitted
1 year ago