yo this game makes me cum

Hyper Princess Pitch may be the greatest of all time Christmas game (although its competition isn't exactly stiff). The goofy humor, gratuitous explosions, easy-to-play hard-to-master gameplay, highly replayable format, hidden mechanics/cheats/easter eggs, surprising polish and the potem...princess buster make this freeware a wonderful romp that still holds up 11 years later. LET'S ROCK!

my little sister bought by accident like 15 potions that made the little shithead young again or something