This is an Uchikoshi Kotaro game, which means that if you've played any Unchikoshi Kotaro game, you have, effectively, played this one.

But, if you've played an Uchikoshi Kotaro game, you know exactly what that means about the content and quality, and you know that no matter how hard you try to remind yourself that you're playing an Uchikoshi Kotaro game, you'll get so bogged down in hearing about chakra and Moksha, the Philadelphia Experiment and the Mandela Effect, that you'll let yourself slip into contentedness, telling yourself, "Yes, this is an Uchikoshi Kotaro game!"

Later, after your guard completely dropped, that lie will be made to come crashing down upon you, and you'll realize that, no, there's that other, bigger reason why this is an Uchikoshi Kotaro game, and you'll be left staring dumbfounded at the text boxes on your screen like Charlie Brown looking at the football in Lucy's hands as you realize that you've been had again, you blockhead.

This is an Uchikoshi Kotaro game.