rance's sense of humor and the way it builds its cast is like baiting someone into the pipeline for a series of deez nuts jokes and then hitting them with a thousand gottis simultaneously

i mean that in the absolute best way possible. but you know what isn't good? this game's dumbass grindy event orb system, which is too inane to even describe concisely. also - a minor point but the ui is the ugliest fucking puke ridden disaster i've ever seen. it looks like the worlds shittiest winamp skin and i say that as someone who unironically uses winamp

anyway this would be more like a 7.5 but i'm going to round up out of respect for my GOATs sieg and anise

Reviewed on Aug 26, 2023


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rance after getting punched in the balls: "ouch! my hyper weapon!"

7 months ago

@personperson rance after being baited into having sex with an ice user: "fuck! my hyper weapon is frozen!"

(this happens)
how does this series exist

7 months ago

@personperson ask not how rance exists; ask how rance x is twice as long as umineko