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A game is a game is a game is a game is a game. The game and its player are in a constant symbiotic relationship with each other and its always being tested and strengthened b5 the game resets and its all back to where it started all neutral unless...? Unless there is another? "Sequel Legacy" is a concept made up by people with way too much time to think about themselves, I think every game should be made no matter whether its good or """Bad""" or if it spits on the legacy of the franchise or whatever, franchises arent real and legacies arent real everything is always continuously continuing and nothing can ever ever end, it just repeats and resets over and over and over and over ad over... Forever and ever you and me and her and him together forever!!! You are Stanley and you will continue clicking buttons until the MindControl is gone and you can drop the game and go outside and have fun in the trees and grass and stuff. I love The Stanley Parable it is my favourite game about video games that are about video games that are about you ever made. I think it is all wonderful and I love the bucket the beautiful bucket... I made up Stanley and now its time to put him to rest good night Stanley sweet dreams and I'll wake you up for the sequel with bad or good or neutral reviews and we'll play and frolic together and have fun again... I love you Stanley! We all love you! How we need eachotherrr.....

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IF GOD ISNT WATCHING WHO IS?
We live in a godless godless time and place we live in the wasteland where culture goes to die we are the #NewGeneration we take pill concoctions and kill ourselves in acts of performance art we can't force ourselves to care about anything and the things we do care about are momentary distractions, forgotten in a few days, doesnt matter, doesnt matter one single bit, i saw you in the mall yesterday, you looked worse, i think you sat behind me in English and bummed test answers off me, we both lost a grade for that, fucking bitch, you had a limp when i saw you, i dont think we're close enough for me to ask the cause but i really want to know, i cant tell if i'm sympathetic or feeling some bizarre schadenfreude, i cant tell if i'm feeling nothing at all, maybe i'm doing it just because, god who knows, "God" who cares, whoooo cares, who gives a shit, who gives a single fuck, i'm killing myself in a few weeks anyways, finally cutting vertically instead of horizontally, pussy shit i know, with my luck i'll get found before i bleed out and end up on a ventilator or something, and i'd get a bunch of get well cards in the mail, actually, i think i'd get none, but maybe thats better because getting a bunch of cards because you failed to kill yourself is like, totally gay, damn not even she sent one, i guess she must be busy, i think we basically stopped talking after graduation, we didnt make new friends or anything, at least i didnt, ive seen her around with this one girl with bad teeth, maybe thats her friend i dont know, but its not like we had a falling out or anything, we just like didnt see a point in staying in touch i guess, friends of convenience, god i hope anyone is watching this, i'm bored, gonna go steal a CD from FYE, finishing this later, cya

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We are all dying in the Wasteland...
Why do stuff? Why be anything but what you desire? Why do anything but what you choose? I dont believe in people outside of myself. Life is too short to be anything but a hedonist. No one has any money and we have no hopes and no chance of being anything. Who cares. The now is life and theres nothing else to do but fuck around until we all kill ourselves! Theres no such thing as a bright future. Our conscience recedes into the background along with our limbic system.
The copy of this game i got didnt have the pager so i had to look those up afterwards. I like them a lot. 3y3roll hardddddddd