Such a delightful and elegant RPG about my guy ARSTON “Sneaky” MARSTON leaves his hole all the way to the West, visiting Dirtwater and Breadwood and Frisco. I ain’t gon lie, I ain’t even know I beat the game, after beating the train, I ain’t even know that was it.

The game was a fun EASY GOING RPG, easy combat, easy leveling up, goofy writing, random perks and hats you can wear. Everything is black and white and it got a color blind mode and i randomly got a book about walking stupid. The whole game was a random fun adventure that I spent way too much time riding on my crazy eyed horse and CRAZY PETE.

5h
ARSTON “SNEAKY” MARSTON the BEANSLINGER (I learned all the beancraft)
CRAZY PETE (he boosted my stats like crazy)
CRAAAZY the WEIRD EYED HORSE
MUSCLE 41 / MYSTICALITY 48 / MOXIE 21
+3 POISON, SOMETHING ABOUT SPELL DMAAGE AND I RECOVER LIKE 15 HEALTH
UHHH bunch a random other stuff

I just found out there’s a sequel…