the holy scriptures said that i started to play this game because im very horny for monty and i want to suck his dick off until he goes blackout and thats what the bible said

mind you ive never been the most incredible fnaf fan out there i enjoyed the games to some degree even though theres high highs and low lows that being said i really trusted this one to be a new iteration in the usual fnaf formula and while thats a real good description for this game i find myself in a middle ground i didnt really hate this one as much as everyone did and i didnt even love it to make me defend it to death so whats left for me to talk about

thats right montys dick so i actually consumed industrial quantity of monty furry porn till now and i honestly cannot get enough of this stupid ass hes like my type of fictional man big and dumb girl dinner so whenever he was on screen i was like ok should i just take my pants tf off rn or should i pretend like i dont want him to rail me

ok jk lemme talk about the game i guess

security breach takes the usual formula of a fnaf game shits on it and throws it out of the window for us to never see it again in the light of day ong now am i sad about this ? not particularly the series sure needed some kind of renovation and while i didnt think this was THE kind of renovation i wouldve liked at least it was good somehow to widen what fnaf can be

if only it werent fucking boring and annoying

so to the point youre a kid kiddo and youre trapped in the fazbear pizzaplex which is like a 5 stories mall and 2 underground stories or something like that which means this place is fucking HUGE and to help you escape theres glamrock freddy your bf trying to make you escape from the night shift girl thats out there to fuck you up

good introduction but the execution is kind of lacking the gameplay isnt the tightest and this place is so fucking huge that youre gonna get lost pretty fast the new animatronic designs are cool and if you see the artworks around you can see that they commissioned furry artists im 100% sure like im in the business i know what im talking about so i was saying these fuckers are not scary like at all theyre gonna approach you and go GUUAAAH HAUUUAHAHAUHA and then eat you but like this is cheap also the entire atmosphere of the game isnt really adding to the whole tension the mall is very bright and full of life so its both a good and starking conflict that these super advanced (but not enough to avoid repeating 3 lines all the time) in space themed clothes are trying to eat your ass

the story itself is kind of crap but again i never really cared that much for the story in the fnaf franchise like imagine trying to fucking understand a series that retcons everything in the former installments to just add another incarnation of the purple guy so at this point i will just go with the vibes and themes

i actually love the new animatronics which is something that not most of the people had to say since theyre too furryfied and as a furry i gotta say i dont care and also the new aesthetic is fire freddy is pretty hot and i want to get inside him every day roxy is such a lesbian im not gonna joke chica can take a mean dick and monty im not gonna talk about monty or else im gonna go copypasta

too late im gonna go copypasta

ahhh god I’m so horny I’m fucking horny I need sex I need cock I NEEED MALECOCK pleassde im so horny. I’m s Fucking lonely. I have one(1) friend left.i stink so bad.8 haven’t showered in so longf. I’m so fucking incapable of making contact with an individual of the opposite gender. I might be asexual? But that would make me a zoomer. I am lsobbing like a little baby bitch whore. I’m choking on my saliva.im a little baby little pussy baby. I’m a little Bitch Whore. I’m a baby bitch pussy. I want cock please I want cock and dick and affection please fucking hell please please let me smell your balls. Anyone please I am your little baby slut I will suck your dick babycakes. This loneliness is beyond crippling and my midlife crisis is worsening by the minute. I’m insanely horny I’m

that being said vanessa is kind of a good twist in the franchise and also a bad twist because why should a bitchy white woman scare me alright and vanny is also a weird new enemy even though shes basically the rabbit from five nights at candys 3 but yassyfied also i like sun and moon a damn fucking lot could be one of my new animatronics in this series

uughhhhh ok that being said the optimization of this game is fucking abysmal it lagged all throughout my playthrough and the inclusion of different endings is kinda superfluous since theyre just different ways to elope with freddy so that you can become a married couple and have kids and all that which i dont have any argument against this

i genuinely dont know what else to say since i just dissociated all throughout the game but i cant really bring myself to bash this game without any real reason so im just going to leave it at that good game under a load of shit like real shit real real shit but not everything is bad the boss battles are interesting even though gimmicky as shit the relationship between gregory and freddy the mall is super big and detailed and its honestly such a blast to traverse theres a lot of different thematic rooms with a lot objects and knickknacks to bring the whole atmosphere home like monty golf is fire roxy go kart is cool the underground is pretty freaky and the stage is super wide and yknow thats something that i really enjoyed ngl also because its so very different from the claustrophobic nature of the original fnaf

so all in all passable but if youre a fnaf fan or a monty fan or you find lopunny hot or you dont have taste in videogames or you really want to be inside freddy fazbear gleipnir style this game is for you everyone else youre better off with something else at this point im completely sure i wont find a game that will really scare me anytime soon so might as well dabble into space rock territory with hunky animatronics for my self fulfillment no i havent drawn furry porn of freddy and monty what are you saying i would NEVER hahahahahahahahahahaha .

wrote this review while bawling for arrival (2016) i never watched it and i was pleasantly surprised i love alien movies that give me depression watch it

also somebody said in the reviews well done supershit and it made me laugh so hard I know dream about kissing them under the moonlight