after playing basically every mainline kirby platforming dick in the ass whatever collectathon experience in dreamland i keep thinking back to this one because its such a monumental game in the NES (lackluster and boring if i do say so myself) library and even in the entire kirby series up to date

lets just say that i did not enjoy this game as much as every other kirby fan out there (allegedly) did and i honestly think that even after some time my thoughts on this one will be the same

again as a NES game this is peak fucking platforming and the shift from the as i like to call it now Traditional Suck And Spit mechanics of kirby's dream land to the grand scheme of copy abilities is honestly an improvement to the franchise that (unsurprisingly) still is a staple of the series after checks the date tries to make basic maths fails ugh a lot of years

even AFTER playing its remake nightmare in dreamland that i loved and i enjoyed better than this and that i think its one of my fav kirby game now (yes kribri fans you read it right come at me if you want im ready to throw hands in the kirby shop in japan or wherever tf that shop is) this still holds up as a great game

kribri has come a long way and people should pay respect to this one regardless of idk the fucking screen tearing or the slowdown or whatever that i think they fixed in the later releases so i guess that argument isnt important anyway umh soooo regardless of the fact that meta knight is so hot

also this game introduced my bf meta knight i am literally obligated rn to say that this game is a masterpiece or else

wow those were a lot of words devoid of any importance in the videogame industry landscape so umh idk

kribri fun always been fun always will be fun (not you kirby pinball) and i guess i will come back again to this game sometime in the future to just get reminded of the absolute fucking flex that HAL lab pulled to every other competitor in the market with the art direction and gameplay of this game

KIRBY WITH A FUCKING GUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN

so if i 100% the game can i date meta knight

i hate minigames but i have to admit that i had some fun with these ones haha...

he sucks so hard hes just like me fr fr

fuck water levels i hate water levels me and my homies all hate water levels

kirby mike sounds like a pokemon btw

single handedly taught me how to draw kirby

old review that i feel like it should be kept here for posterity:

it was until i finished the game that i was convinced this game was a snes game so that should be a testament of how good this game is and plays and also if meta knight doesn't kiss me on the lips im inciting terrorism

Reviewed on Oct 03, 2022


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1 year ago

love these kirby reviews king/queen

1 year ago

spreading god's word bestie