i couldnt just make one review on the game so i made a note file and wrote out a bunch.
Filler: The Game
This game has the worst sound design/mixing of any video game ever created.
I was genuinely surprised at any time this game got even slightly good because of how rare it happens.
Fuck you.
Fuck this game.
How the fuck is this the sequel to my favorite game ever made.
I hate every single character in this game.
I refuse to believe the same person that designed FUCKING PYRA designed the XC3 characters. Monolithsoft is lying to us.
The only way I got through this game was by turning on the cheats with the DLC and making the game dirt easy.
I hope we see Rex's grave in XC3 so I can piss on it.
At some point in my life I will throw a physical copy of XC2 into a pit of fire.
No other game has made me think "Who in the everloving fuck on this dev team thought this was an acceptable decision" more than this game.
This game should be studied on how not to design a video game.
I cried when the credits rolled because I was so happy it was finally over and I never had to play it ever again.
Field skills are actually worst mechanic in any video game ever. This isn't an exaggeration. How in the actual fuck did the developers of this game put this in and think it was fine. I hope the fuckhead that thought of field skills and the bitches that refused to speak up about how shit they are all get demoted to working on Mario+Sonic at the Olympic Games.
OK SO THERE'S THIS RANDOM OBJECT THAT'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH AND YOU NEED LEVEL 4 FUCKING COCKRIDING TO PROGRESS SO EITHER SIT IN A MENU AND BOND BLADES FOR 2 HOURS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT HAS A COCKRIDING SKILL OR YOU CAN FIND A BLADE THAT ALREADY HAS COCKRIDING AND LEVEL IT UP WHICH'LL TAKE FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TASKS LIKE Find 20 Mechanical Parts AND YOU HAVE TO GO DO OTHER USELESS SHIT UNTIL YOU CAN EVEN PROGRESS WITH THWE STORY
This game made me hate our world a little bit more.
How do you make a combat system that is worse in nearly every way from the original.
In half of the cutscenes the music is so loud you can barely hear the dialogue.
at least the ending was good
Filler: The Game
This game has the worst sound design/mixing of any video game ever created.
I was genuinely surprised at any time this game got even slightly good because of how rare it happens.
Fuck you.
Fuck this game.
How the fuck is this the sequel to my favorite game ever made.
I hate every single character in this game.
I refuse to believe the same person that designed FUCKING PYRA designed the XC3 characters. Monolithsoft is lying to us.
The only way I got through this game was by turning on the cheats with the DLC and making the game dirt easy.
I hope we see Rex's grave in XC3 so I can piss on it.
At some point in my life I will throw a physical copy of XC2 into a pit of fire.
No other game has made me think "Who in the everloving fuck on this dev team thought this was an acceptable decision" more than this game.
This game should be studied on how not to design a video game.
I cried when the credits rolled because I was so happy it was finally over and I never had to play it ever again.
Field skills are actually worst mechanic in any video game ever. This isn't an exaggeration. How in the actual fuck did the developers of this game put this in and think it was fine. I hope the fuckhead that thought of field skills and the bitches that refused to speak up about how shit they are all get demoted to working on Mario+Sonic at the Olympic Games.
OK SO THERE'S THIS RANDOM OBJECT THAT'S BLOCKING YOUR PATH AND YOU NEED LEVEL 4 FUCKING COCKRIDING TO PROGRESS SO EITHER SIT IN A MENU AND BOND BLADES FOR 2 HOURS UNTIL YOU FIND ONE THAT HAS A COCKRIDING SKILL OR YOU CAN FIND A BLADE THAT ALREADY HAS COCKRIDING AND LEVEL IT UP WHICH'LL TAKE FUCKING YEARS BECAUSE THEY ARE TASKS LIKE Find 20 Mechanical Parts AND YOU HAVE TO GO DO OTHER USELESS SHIT UNTIL YOU CAN EVEN PROGRESS WITH THWE STORY
This game made me hate our world a little bit more.
How do you make a combat system that is worse in nearly every way from the original.
In half of the cutscenes the music is so loud you can barely hear the dialogue.
at least the ending was good
2 Comments
Why are you writing a Breaking Bad quote on my Xenoblade Chronicles 2 review
PKMudkipz
1 year ago