East 1 Repeat 3. audience stares at me in anticipation. the player to my west has shot himself in the head. player to my north disconnected to have sex. player to my east has an emoji macro off cooldown. he discards a 7-pin.
"Ron"
my greasy hands flip my tiles down to reveal my single wait riichi bet, value of 1 han. pants full of shit from anxiety, I stand up and face the crowd.
"Mahjong SOUL!"

this is an evil game

how do you look at a show with the coolest movement and fighting in any show ever and think "yeah let's make a boring platformer"
this coulda been celeste with badass fighting and instead its sonic 4

samsho if it was good

skyward sword added bomb bowling