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nah this shit isn't real
those disgusting ass softendo freeware games
6 hrs ago
1 day ago
fornerkoot
reviewed
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
genuinely embarrassing!
there are so many levels on which this game is bad that i can't even be bothered to organize them into one paragraph so i'm just gonna write some bullet points
- horrible level design (worlds only have 2-3 areas each, some worlds like the deep jungle are so barren that the game needs to stretch them thin and repeatedly send you back and forth across the same locations)
- willing to pull a bunch of disney properties together but do nothing interesting with them and instead just have you reenact their events but with sora/donald/goofy awkwardly standing in the background
- ship building mechanics are poorly explained, gummi ship piloting itself is stiff and boring
- jarring character animation that switches between fluid hand-animated scenes and MMO slop quest dialogue sequences in a matter of seconds
i would be shocked if the game did something to sway my opinion by this point
there are so many levels on which this game is bad that i can't even be bothered to organize them into one paragraph so i'm just gonna write some bullet points
- horrible level design (worlds only have 2-3 areas each, some worlds like the deep jungle are so barren that the game needs to stretch them thin and repeatedly send you back and forth across the same locations)
- willing to pull a bunch of disney properties together but do nothing interesting with them and instead just have you reenact their events but with sora/donald/goofy awkwardly standing in the background
- ship building mechanics are poorly explained, gummi ship piloting itself is stiff and boring
- jarring character animation that switches between fluid hand-animated scenes and MMO slop quest dialogue sequences in a matter of seconds
i would be shocked if the game did something to sway my opinion by this point
1 day ago
fornerkoot
played
Kingdom Hearts Final Mix
genuinely embarrassing!
there are so many levels on which this game is bad that i can't even be bothered to organize them into one paragraph so i'm just gonna write some bullet points
- horrible level design (worlds only have 2-3 areas each, some worlds like the deep jungle are so barren that the game needs to stretch them thin and repeatedly send you back and forth across the same locations)
- willing to pull a bunch of disney properties together but do nothing interesting with them and instead just have you reenact their events but with sora/donald/goofy awkwardly standing in the background
- ship building mechanics are poorly explained, gummi ship piloting itself is stiff and boring
- jarring character animation that switches between fluid hand-animated scenes and MMO slop quest dialogue sequences in a matter of seconds
i would be shocked if the game did something to sway my opinion by this point
there are so many levels on which this game is bad that i can't even be bothered to organize them into one paragraph so i'm just gonna write some bullet points
- horrible level design (worlds only have 2-3 areas each, some worlds like the deep jungle are so barren that the game needs to stretch them thin and repeatedly send you back and forth across the same locations)
- willing to pull a bunch of disney properties together but do nothing interesting with them and instead just have you reenact their events but with sora/donald/goofy awkwardly standing in the background
- ship building mechanics are poorly explained, gummi ship piloting itself is stiff and boring
- jarring character animation that switches between fluid hand-animated scenes and MMO slop quest dialogue sequences in a matter of seconds
i would be shocked if the game did something to sway my opinion by this point
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