It's an ok game that thinks it's cool when it really isn't, but I had fun going around shooting people for no reason. The pressure from enemies constantly kept me on my toes, forcing me to adapt to the environment and experiment with the weapons. Sucks that the game doesn't tell you how things work unless you look at the controls menu and memorize everything. I don't have much else to say except that it's funny how a game this stupid managed to offend people, with the Postal Dude's constant quips and comically edgy monologues between levels. (am I just desensitized?) It's not the best thing in the world, but it ain't that bad.

The best life simulator ever released bar none. Filled to the brim with soul and character, with the faithfully crafted styles of the early 2000s, and soundtracked by one of the most recognisable musical scores in gaming. Maybe it's most defining feature is it's difficulty, one I'd expect more from a Souls-like, not a virtual doll game. Trying to balance a household with more than a handful of Sims is an exercise in patience and sacrifice (and an interactive parable of life), choosing between your lifelong dreams and being able to pay the bills.