A bungo plate of the world's finest linguine. You want fluid? Grab a bucket. You want smooth? Here's the butter. Play the Final MIX version and you're in for a wild ride.

Action JRPG fans looking for a goofy time will be satisfied while the most dastardly daring challenge enthusiasts can give themselves the worst blisters you've ever seen for fun. I don't care if it's cringe, I was born into the cringe. It's shaped who I am as a person and I will never falter under the thumb of naysayers who hate fun.

This is like Kingdom Hearts before the story gets too crazy. The mystery throughout this one is quite poignant, the emotions are quite compelling. I love me some found family just as much as I love crack cocaine. Everything about this game is just even better than the last, which was already fantastic.

If you were to put a gun to my head and tell me to complain about this game, I SUPPOSE it would have to be the level designs aren't that creative and there's a lot of empty space with no life in some Disney worlds, but that's all I can surmise me thinks so take your finger off that trigger, bucko. I'm a lover, but I'm also a realist.

If you come swinging at the prologue or Atlantica, I will turn you into applesauce.