I booted up this cute little comfort indie game about puzzles and was left bald. Every hair was torn out of my head, phasing into dust as my body aged past it's corporeal prime and sent my mind spiraling into enlightenment, shattering into psychopathy.

You recognize that the puzzles are simple boolean swaps on paper and think grammar is so easy, until you realize that the music has been drawling for several minutes. There's a very specific cadence in the soundtrack that reminds you of ticking clocks, or a slow heart rate. It's now been 45 minutes and you still haven't solved the puzzle.

Your brain is leaking liquid out of your ear and you swear that you've tried every possibility that could be possibly imagined. Once you beat the game, you realize that there's 100 more puzzles.

You have died.