Technically, I played the Switch 3D All-Stars version, but that page is virtually dead.

I missed all of the classic Nintendo games when I was a kid so no Mario, no Zelda, etc. This was QUITE the interesting game to start that adventure on as an adult. The physics and gravity platforming in this game were equally fun as some of them were challenging. I went from pissing my pants laughing while running on a ball to shattering my joycons with a hammer during 1 hit challenges.

The level designs here go absolutely nutty and were a true testament to my depth perception. Platformers have this ability of atrociously boiling my blood because they're supposed to be for babies, but are sometimes so difficult that it just turns you back into a caveman after losing one too many times. I'm so glad it's like this though, because it was engaging as hell and kept me wanting to do better with every star.

I honestly don't even remember the plot but I, uh, don't think that matters here. The purple coin stars are annoying as shit though. Happy for you and all, but I ain't doin' all that.

Reviewed on Aug 06, 2023


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