One of the most artistically meritful video games I've ever experienced during my mortal lifetime. The graphics are cutting-edge, the gameplay is riveting and the voice acting is impeccable. Truly, no game will ever reach the height of J3SS1C4 again, I'm afraid. This title instantly improved my life in every measurable and immeasurable way, including curing my cat, paying for my uncle's medical expenses and doubling my student debt and giving it to the next person.

I promise you, if you ever decide to play through this masterpiece of a game, you will have the time of your life, and an experience you'll never forget, rivalling the feeling you get from a blind first playthrough of Breath of the Wild as a 13-year old in 2017. J3SS1C4 really can't properly be described, it's an event that you have to go through in your life to really absorb its deep meaning. It's short but extremely sweet, just like how mama used to make.