The man hunched over his keyboard, eagerly waiting for his turn. "I'm going to post something funny this time," he said, grinning grotesquely, clicking to the tenor tab. "It better not be that unspoken rizz gif!" howled a trembling bronxite. It was too late. The cymro didn't even bother reading the prompt as his mouse zigzagged over to the results for "unspoken rizz" in tenor, and clicked the gif depicting a dwarfish, muscular, peanut butter complexion Nintendo fan gesticulating wildly, with the mawkish caption "Hows my unspoken rizz?" plastered below him. The seconds counted down. "I'm not posting the Dorcas gif this round" whined a vaguely Canadian voice. There was a deafening silence until the first gif was revealed. "Hows my unspoken rizz?" four times in a fucking row. Video games as a medium died that night. Thanks, Discord.

Reviewed on Jul 09, 2023


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