2021

great writing and voice acting, found it slightly boring as far as gameplay goes though and would have appreciated a little bit more activity, even if it was just walking around

cute, pretty, doesn't overstay its welcome. it is a bit tedious, though. i have nothing against it, it was just kind of boring.

the gameplay loop is fine, i enjoy that well enough. i downloaded it honestly because i thought it would be a fun idle game and i could look at some decently attractive men in the process but honestly it just ended up pissing me off.

the writing is horrendously annoying. i know this is personal preference, but my personal preference is not this. there were a couple good gags, but otherwise the characters repeat the same 5 lines per relationship rank and it gets old fast. also, the designs are uninspired at best - they share basically zero characteristics with their animal forms other than eye and hair colour. you really made the wolf guy a skinny white twink who wears pristine dress shirts? really? at least three of the characters look near identical and at least two DRESS identically.

then there's the pegasus, eli. he is literally a homophobic stereotype, and i don't accuse writers of this lightly. it's actually genuinely offensive. you can really tell from the get-go that this was made for straight women and not gay men and it's incredibly unsettling to play as a gay man.

anyway, bad game! do not recommend. make something interesting with this gameplay loop and maybe i'll come back.

this game fuckin whips ass. such a great team shooter, extremely underrated as far as shooters go imo and a nice return to multiplayer shooters of the early 2010s before overwatch fucked up the market. huge flexibility in playstyle and certain gamemodes force you to play differently which i appreciate. and yes, the game is visually kind of janky lol you get used to it. i personally find the visual style charming.

huge recommend tbh.

OPEN BETA REVIEW. i have played act 1 twice at this point. shelved since i don't own it and can't drop 80 bucks on a game rn lol.

current state, game's glitchy as all fuck and is probably going to be like that on release unless the poor devs are crunched to death, which i sincerely hope they are not. we literally could not play the finale of act 1 because the hoards wouldn't spawn (both times lol).

DESPITE THAT, the game is extremely fun. like, EXTREMELY fun. i like the card system a lot and i think it's implementation is smart - it matters, but not THAT much. your build isn't really going to make or break you or anything, at least not on normal. it'll just give you a little bit of an edge along the way. same with the character picks. in my opinion anyway. i can see certain ones being broken on higher difficulties (like mom's instant revive), but we didn't play any higher than normal, so.

the gunplay feels REALLY good. like, REALLY GOOD. it's not often you find an fps game where shooting feels as good as in this, honestly. the guns have a real weight to them and can seemingly jam, which sounds annoying on paper but is sort of neat to me honestly and generally isn't a huge deal since you just have to reload sooner than usual. i like that there are rarities of guns and that you can customise them with addons. i like that A LOT.

melee is a little lacking, but i can see them paying some extra attention to that later and fixing it up a bit. i can sort of live without it, personally, since i rarely go with melee in shooters lol. so any flaws here don't bug me that much.

i enjoy the characters a lot, can't really complain that they're a little one-note because the ones in l4d were too lol. i do think the dialogue is entertaining enough although there ought to be either more or less of it because hearing the same cues repeatedly does get tiring.

the game appears to be pretty well optimised and despite what brain poisoned graphics chuds online will tell you it actually looks really good.

a minor complaint is the tone of this game is a bit all over the place? it hasn't quite found its footing, writing-wise. turtle rock seem a bit scared to get too serious or too goofy with it. my personal preference would be leaning into the goofiness, but either way would clean up the tonal messiness a bit.

i do also think this game is overpriced. i'm really not sure why they're charging full AAA price for this (USD$60, CAD$80). i wish it was 20 dollars cheaper, at the very least. i think a lot of people would take a lot less issue with it if the game was, like, base USD$40. 60 is a huge ask for a lot of people.

anyway, i'll be getting it at some point, barring a horrible crisis with the game or the devs lol.

i loved this game a lot. i liked the story and the characters and i enjoyed the changes to gameplay and progression from bl2/tps. i like that there are less sidequests that are given more time to shine. this game relies more on absurdism than just "lol random meme" humour, which suits it well. the writing allows more room for serious moments too i feel. i don't have a whole lot of complaints honestly!

i will say i wish the boss fights were more interesting and that there were more of them. that's something i remember from bl2 and tps that really stands out, and 3 didn't really deliver on that front.

my biggest complaint is that optimisation on this game is atrocious, which is the main reason i'm knocking a star off despite really loving it. if you have even slightly a worse computer than me (rtx 2080, i7 processor, 16gb ram - i should be running this flawlessly on highest settings) you will have to start lowering the graphics settings and even then idk how well this game will run for systems with lower specs. the game made my gpu run at about 70c too, which is quite warm for me and not my favourite thing ever. the framerate was very inconsistent. so, be warned if you have an older system.

flawed but good imo. the portrayal of disability is questionable but it doesn't feel malicious

a little buggy on the last few missions and the drones are fuck-off annoying, but overall a really fun little game

cute little game but the controls were very hard for me to get used to. i found it was hard to tell when i was in striking range of enemies too and the long walks were tiring. but still worth a play, the writing and art are really cute

This review contains spoilers

Fuck this game, fuck this writer. This game is a repulsive piece of shit with absolutely nothing redeeming to say.

The entire premise of this game is that you are Nicole, daughter of Leonard. Ten years ago, Leonard, then-39, had an affair with Rachel, then-16. "Huh," I hear you say. "That's pretty gross." It sure is! And it is acknowledged a total of once that that's kind of icky and then never again! In fact, Leonard is just a sad old man, mourning the loss of his sixteen-year-old girlfriend. The twist is that Nicole's mom killed Rachel, by the way, and Nicole sucks for, I dunno, being sixteen and jealous of another girl. Your takeaway is supposed to be "wahhh I'm so fucking sad for the pedophile and FUCK his BITCH WIFE".

Fuck you, Daniele Azara. Fuck you, One-O-One Games. Fuck every single person involved in creating this. I've never been angrier after finishing a game. And no, I'm not tagging this for spoilers, because I don't want anyone to play this. Thank god I didn't give this company money for this fucking atrocity.

2006

i enjoyed playing this game a lot. it runs beautifully on my modern rig, and the gameplay holds up pretty damn well for a shooter from 2006, especially since the game was in development for 11 years. it looks good too; you can tell it's old, and there are some places it hasn't aged well, but overall it looks great.

i do commend them for hiring actual native american voice actors, and michael greyeyes is great as the lead. the writing of tommy's dialogue is also very funny and entertaining.

i will say that i am not native american (i'm asian-canadian), so i can't really speak on that aspect of the game? HOWEVER, in doing research i found that prey 2006 seems to have employed cultural consultants and sensitivity readers, and that everything has basis in real cherokee oral traditions. i also haven't really found major complaints about its portrayal of cherokee people, just points about minor inaccuracies. to me, it feels as though the game was really trying to do what it was doing respectfully, although again i am not native so i'm not the authority on that.

all in all, i think it's a really enjoyable game. i was pretty surprised at how much i liked it.

EARLY ACCESS REVIEW

i like the gameplay a lot and how tactile things feel, but the writing is just not for me personally. it's extremely cutesy, to the point where i'm struggling to figure out who this game is targeted towards? if it's children, it's patronising; if it's adults, it's tiring. there are a lot of made up words (humans are 'oobin'), deliberately misspelled words (reconstitooter), or things are bizarrely renamed (drippy can instead of watering can, dirt scraper instead of hoe). this is fine, but not for me.

also, currently, there's not much to do, due to it being in early access. i'd stave off on this one for a little while. my 3 stars will hold even for future updates, though, unfortunately.

really delightful 3d indie platformer, and not too long either (about 7 hours). love the art style and humour. a couple of frustrating minigames, but not a huge deal. great boss design, both visually and gameplay wise.

DNF, sorry. i wanted to like this but i just do not think that a bullet hell typing game is for me. besides that, the writing makes me completely unwilling to return to this - it's frankly atrocious, the "haha funny jokes" making me feel like i was being driven to an early grave. some of them seem outright malicious.

a very competent little horror game. great atmosphere and visuals, impeccable sound design. knew what to tell you and what not to. one star off for some motion sickness (uncommon for me), some sections that were unintuitive, and being a bit obtuse. it was hard for me to know what to do at times, but walkthroughs got me through.

overall i would definitely recommend it for a fun evening. i really did like it. 8/10 seems fair to me.