I've got it for free with my AMD card. I said, fuck it let's try. I installed it on an external HDD because I don't give a shit, to be honest. It ran like shit, then remembered something about it only working on SSDs. I said, fuck it, and I made space on the C drive and tried to move it through Steam. Took ages then I smelled burnt plastic. I forgot to peel off the plastic from the new AMD GPU. Canceled the moving process, turned off the PC, and peeled off the half-burnt plastic. Turned the PC back on then I said, fuck it, I have good internet so I'll just delete the game and download it again because that's gonna be faster than dealing with this broken-ass external HDD. While it was downloading, I set up Cyberpunk 2077 on my girlfriend's PC. Fucking Cyberpunk wouldn't let me lower the Textures from High to Medium. Finally, I somehow did it and the benchmark ran fine. Got back to my PC and loaded up Starfield. Touched a rock, had an orgasm, chose my pronouns, and then I realized that the mouse is weird. Looked the game up on PC Gaming Wiki, disabled the intro videos, set up the mouse properly, and then launched the game. Jumped around for a few minutes, then I realized that the game runs like shit, looks like shit and I don't even care about Bethesda games, so I uninstalled it. I'll see you when the modders fix your game, Todd!

Reviewed on Sep 16, 2023


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