COME TO REBIRTH WE GOT THE
- 1 gorillion animation dollar budget
- industry standard setters of cutscenes and environments
- ....
- the worst act of the original game
- far cry tower
- far cry outpost
- far cry crafting
- open world with movement worse than zelda on the n64
- seriously, it's like ps1 tomb raider
- 3(!!) great chapters
- 11 uhhh other chapters
- story reliant on having played evercrisis and the free to play mobile battle royale????
- nojima 😡😡😡
- at least 3 hours spent in the materia menu
- the same bosses you fought in remake 3 times, 3 times
- the worst fucking minigames you've ever touched
- all the most annoying characters from anywhere else in the extended series
- benches?
- every action or animation locking you in for several extra unnecessary seconds
- shipbait
- tifa and aerith randomly deciding to act like harem anime characters for like 2 cutscenes
- fans who only read the title of the game and gave 5 stars on release date (all your reviews and ratings should be deleted)
- cait sith...?
- filler filler boat filler filler filler
- michael bay audio mixing
- bloated combat
- the sphere grid for some reason (but worse)
- "ahh cloud-kun you nearly touched mmy l-l-l-lips baka" yuffie
- crate puzzles you solve in 3 seconds and then spend 3 minutes doing
This is not the worst game I ever played, but it might be the most disappointed I've ever been going blind into a sequel of a game I liked. Before leaving a comment, please read the "Common Copes (CC)" section below. Thanks in advance.
COMMON COPES
C: But the original also had this many mini-games!
A: That was a shit part of the original too.
C: But the original also had this much filler!
A: That was shit too.
C: But in the original you also had to fiddle this much with materia!
A: That was also shit. Please just be normal and don't say all these silly things
C: I think this game is awesome man!
A: You must have Gone Gaga!
CLOSING THOUGHTS
If this kind of Ubisoft remake happened to my favorite RPG my only review would be a LiveLeak video.
- 1 gorillion animation dollar budget
- industry standard setters of cutscenes and environments
- ....
- the worst act of the original game
- far cry tower
- far cry outpost
- far cry crafting
- open world with movement worse than zelda on the n64
- seriously, it's like ps1 tomb raider
- 3(!!) great chapters
- 11 uhhh other chapters
- story reliant on having played evercrisis and the free to play mobile battle royale????
- nojima 😡😡😡
- at least 3 hours spent in the materia menu
- the same bosses you fought in remake 3 times, 3 times
- the worst fucking minigames you've ever touched
- all the most annoying characters from anywhere else in the extended series
- benches?
- every action or animation locking you in for several extra unnecessary seconds
- shipbait
- tifa and aerith randomly deciding to act like harem anime characters for like 2 cutscenes
- fans who only read the title of the game and gave 5 stars on release date (all your reviews and ratings should be deleted)
- cait sith...?
- filler filler boat filler filler filler
- michael bay audio mixing
- bloated combat
- the sphere grid for some reason (but worse)
- "ahh cloud-kun you nearly touched mmy l-l-l-lips baka" yuffie
- crate puzzles you solve in 3 seconds and then spend 3 minutes doing
This is not the worst game I ever played, but it might be the most disappointed I've ever been going blind into a sequel of a game I liked. Before leaving a comment, please read the "Common Copes (CC)" section below. Thanks in advance.
COMMON COPES
C: But the original also had this many mini-games!
A: That was a shit part of the original too.
C: But the original also had this much filler!
A: That was shit too.
C: But in the original you also had to fiddle this much with materia!
A: That was also shit. Please just be normal and don't say all these silly things
C: I think this game is awesome man!
A: You must have Gone Gaga!
CLOSING THOUGHTS
If this kind of Ubisoft remake happened to my favorite RPG my only review would be a LiveLeak video.
11 Comments
i searched ur ff16 review and i am retardeding to u sire
16 liker alert, break all 10 of his fingers to the tune of 'fight for us stamp' so he may no longer spread blasphemy
if you broke all 10 of my fingers I'd struggle to play 16 again but id still be able to beat ff7 rebirth by hitting square repeatedly with my nose
I hope you're really a dog so I can feed you chocolate
more caps than a baseball stadium kiosk lol
seems accurate tbh
Ok but be consistent how tf do you like 16 and then hate this game
Well at least he isnt blaming Nomura lol
ladies, please. one at a time .
the chocolate comment is a banger. for the rest of you however im not going to argue about the nomura game with a cloud avatar and a mickey mouse roleplay account . please have some dignity online
the chocolate comment is a banger. for the rest of you however im not going to argue about the nomura game with a cloud avatar and a mickey mouse roleplay account . please have some dignity online
It really is crazy how much this game spins its wheels either making you do some "teehee BOYS" moments or going "lets follow the black robes guys" for like 8 chapters. Seriously it takes like 9 out of the 13 chapters for any significant plot development to happen. Makes you forget sometimes that the stakes are the entire world being blown up.
fishwith
1 month ago