i don't even have wooooooooords for twilight princess, man. yeah it's kinda edgy, yeah it's kinda cringe. but deep down, aren't we all kinda edgy? aren't we all kinda cringe? no, but we can be when we run around pretending to be a shadow-cursed wolf in a Dark Evil Scary Land and then a glowing lizard tells us about our evil girlfriend who floats through space and stabs us.

perfect game. no zelda will ever do dungeons like TP, no zelda will ever do a soundtrack like TP, no zelda will ever do the hero's journey like TP. if TP was a married man i'd ignore his ring and take such good care of him that I wouldn't walk straight for a month.