This game's only upside is that it looks great on the PS5/a chunky PC. It has the same narrative problem as, well, Dead Space: it has about 10% of story to actually cover the game's time. So most of it is some contrived "oooh nooo, the cock thruster is broken, we need the lube to fix it. Damn, the lube machine broke too, we need to get the peepee enlarger". And the classic spending two minutes with a companion before the protagonist FALLS THROUGH THE FLOOR. AGAIN. FOR THE 10TH TIME. BOY WATCH YOUR FEEET.
The clunky melee combat you probably know about already, and maybe the VENTS. But I'm venting in here. Are they hidden loading screens? Probably, bc you climb through them for a minimum of 20 stretches. Take a tiktok break.
Should you play it? Idk, I'm not your mother.

Reviewed on Oct 06, 2023


2 Comments


7 months ago

I actually haven't seen anyone comment on this thing's narrative like that yet. Kudos to you for that.

7 months ago

love Dead Space but this run down made me lol