many years ago, every friday my family and i went to blockbuster. i was allowed to pick out one game. i spotted doa xtreme beach volleyball one night while perusing the shelves, and immediately looked away, as if anyone would care to notice little ol' me, at the tender age of ten, glancing at scantily clad video game women. for weeks straight when i wandered past the shelf this game was left on, i shyly kept my gaze trained to the gummy, navy carpeting. it ultimately took me months to work up the courage to grab it, and even MORE time to ask for it up front. for several weekends, i would put it back, too worried about what people would think.

turns out i'm bisexual. thanks, team ninja!