The fact that this is canon to Final Fantasy 7 Remake is absolutely hysterical. I love that this DLC gave me my absolute favorite variety of FF7 lore: Shinra office politics. Screw battle royales and gatcha games, Reeve suffering as Hojo and Heidegger have a pissing contest in the background is absolutely where it’s at. I would play a full length game of this.

For some reason this felt shorter than the Tomb Raider pack even though it technically wasn’t. It’s less Big and more that the things you have to wash are a lot more complex, and they even move a little while you’re washing them! Honestly it’s kind makes me kinda sad that the Guard Scorpion and Airbuster’s fates are to get trashed by the heroes instead of getting hijacked by some kind of hacker character… oh well. If they had indeed gone with Mad Lad Nomura’s idea to wash the whole Shinra building I would have enjoyed it but I likely would have gone mad. I did want a little more though… oh well!

I do hope to see more fun crossover DLC packs like this and the Tomb Raider one in the future! It would be fun to have something for 14’s anniversary where you wash the Ultima Weapon and the Quicksand…

Reviewed on Mar 19, 2023


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