snake if it was slow and also annoying

this person keeps a maximum-security safe in their home with a combination lock and the only thing inside is a single cd. tf is on this cd??

i must know the lore here. where are these balls going. why do they need to be constantly rotated like concrete. are they dangerous

looking up a walkthrough for a 15 year old flash game for kids is embarrassing

the only game that gets a pass to be So Retro

good premise ruined by frustrating and inscrutable design

i think the game would be much improved if, at the end, the camera panned dramatically to reveal the return address on the box addressed "from T. Kaczynski"

little known fact these are the same devs who made fallout 76

threw a chair at my wall from rage

basically a google doodle

and the grammy goes to

scratch game vibes

supposed to be a puzzle game but trial and error is really the only way to solve some of the levels

short bare bones metroidvania with literally nothing else

did you know? each copy of this game comes with a small piece of Bart Bonte's imprisoned eternal soul