tbh i feel like i shouldve gotten a salary for playing this

fucked around with setting up the portals so i can see chells chest instead of actually playing the game

the revolutionary videogame half life 2 dares to ask the question: what if orwell's 1984 was, rather than a warning about the natural human instinct to control gone unchecked, instead a story about scary aliens aaahhhhh

a pioneering first in the "windows vista core" genre of games

When i first played this it took me about a day to get to the final level and then it took six years to actually beat it and win the game

Doesn't have any of the recognizable themes sadly but still a classic port

played this for about eight minutes before giving up, i still don't get it

The gameplay is kinda dick but the soundtrack SLAPS WOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

The title is Tempest 2000 and yet the game was made in 1994. almost as fraudulent as super mario 64's title

Hey, you know Pac-Man? You know the original name for Pac-Man was Puck Man? Not because he looks like a hockey puck, but it's paku-paku. Means flap your mouth. But they thought people would scratch out the "P" and turn it into an "F", like "Fuck Man".

People bitch about Metroid and F-Zero not getting new games but holy shit the Pong fandom is STARVING

good but i really just wanted to see massive letters at the top of the screen spelling out "COKE WINS"

HELL YEAH DUDE LETS GO COKECHADS; PEPSICELS SEETHE