I will hold this opinion to the grave: this game wasn't bad you guys just suck

Good god I wish the gameboy could automatically count hours played like modern consoles so i could flex my 99999 hours or whatever on you bitches

The title refers to how many new F-Zero games we're going to get this year

"Guys we need some gimmick to make our golf game push units"
flips to a random dictionary page
"I'VE GOT IT"

the title and premise actually do kick ass i just wish the game was good :(

offering a 2d platformer on their console was a smart move for atari at that point. however a smarter move would be to have one that's actually fun to play

This game was actually creative asf and really fun if you can get used to the calculator graphics and 2fps game speed. there seriously needs to be a modern remake so i can frolick throughout the Iconic Mario's Balls Stage [Real] in 4K UltraHD

The pioneering first in a long-lasting tradition of sega releasing sonic games before actually finishing them

The perfection of 2D sonic gameplay on the genesis as everyone knows but also removes the sonic 3 miniboss theme for no reason even though it slaps; the way it revokes your chaos emeralds at the midpoint of the game is also dick

Ramming my car into a coffee table for thirty minutes before the game unceremoniously ends. This is the life

Sandopolis is actually one of the best stages in this game; everyone bitching about it is having a skill issue

Set the standard for 3D games and revolutionized the industry. But you can't play as Luigi so why even bother

I got this game secondhand and the save file had a single Rattata nicknamed "Darryl" and literally no other pokemon in their party or any of the boxes. They were at the elite four. How did they even do that