i own this game against my will

Not bad but i think it could use a battle pass and loot boxes and would be better as a pay-to-win live service game

i still havent actually played through the x series because of this game

Deserves one thousand stars for how many astronomical entities it turned into catboys

wo ai beijing tiananmen tiananmen shang taiyang sheng

megamans 1, 2, and 3 totally plagiarized from this game

I would write out a rating for this game but describing it using words would miss the point of the story

this was the megaman series trying to replicate the naming convention of sonic & knuckles, except with one main twist: which is that the game isn't very good.

can we talk about how they gave ground man a drill schlong? or are we still not ready for that conversation yet

Punk has razors on his dick
They cut through steel and they cut through brick
No time to fuss, no time to talk
Cause Punk has razors all over his cock
Mega Man better watch his ass
Cause Punk's gonna take him to butt sex class
He'll slice him up with his razor dong
With that kinda power you can't go wrong

(Mega Man 2 Title Theme)

That's right bitches, you can't run
Cause Punk's razor dick is number one
It won't ever stop until it's done
If you think it's silly he's already won
All mankind will fall to its knees
It's unbeatable and Punk agrees
If you wanna get away then you gotta be quick,
Cause Punk has razors all over his dick

(Mega Man 2 Title Theme, followed by Mega Man screaming while being fucked by Punk)

"capcom make a new megaman game"
"make megaman x9"
"everyone wants a new megaman x"
and thus the monkey's paw curled

my dog died while i was playing this mod and i so i still associate it with dead dogs