i think every video game should have an extra free paint mode where i can draw a turtle with the worst controls you've ever seen in your life

Oh boy i sure hope someone starts a genre based on this

the story for this game actually made me genuinely sad

i played this one a lot in the arcade as a kid which is notable because i don't think i ever actually figured out what the goal or objectives were

silly ape man

one time i overheard a kid playing this saying something like "wow so they took Crossy Road and made it retro" to his parents and i had to restrain myself from walking over and assaulting the entire family

sex is nice but have you ever finessed the second ship in galaga?

they need to remake this and add a battle pass

If you rate this game less than 6 stars you hate women

scariest game i ever done seen; i shat my pants from fear when freddy fnafbear showed up

The book was better

can you imagine how many people got inflation fetishes from Dig Dug

This game used revolutionary technology for Q*Bert's iconic catchphrase. Most people can't tell since they've only played the version where it's always censored to "@!#?@!", but in the uncensored version Q Bert was actually programmed to say a new and unique racial slur on every playthrough

Sinistar voice Haiiii :3 Beware UwU! I live~~

This game didn't make sense at all but it was made in a time where looking cool enough could absolutely make up for that