The only reason it isn't half of a star is because it was an absolutely hilarious experience. One of the worst games I've ever played, easily. The game crashed once 5 minutes in and sent my computer into constant errors to the point that I had to restart it to fix everything. There's a good chance my computer is completely fried from the fucking Garten of Banban. Took me less than 20 minutes to beat and was hilariously bad, there's no way this game was made without the intent to be so bad that it's good, right? Right??? Overall, Garten of Banban was easily one of the video games that I've ever played, and I think this 19 minute romp was one of the most interesting parts of my entire life. Thank you Jumbo Josh