How is this SO BORING???
The gameplay is like a cheap buffet. There's lots of variety here, and none of it is particularly appealing.
I'm most shocked at how stilted the dialogue is. There's an awkward pause between nearly every line, causing each cutscene to kill any momentum the game's story may have had. The pacing with which the lines were inserted feels like Middle School Theatre class.
The gameplay is like a cheap buffet. There's lots of variety here, and none of it is particularly appealing.
I'm most shocked at how stilted the dialogue is. There's an awkward pause between nearly every line, causing each cutscene to kill any momentum the game's story may have had. The pacing with which the lines were inserted feels like Middle School Theatre class.