There's a random file in the opener of this one's Rose campaign that reads:

"To create art, simply add to the rabbits' carcasses. Decay is not an issue. Spruce them up with a bit of makeup, it makes them seem more alive."

???????????? I couldn't have surmised it better myself??? What the hell guys... You're making it too easy.............

OOOH it's your typical 'haunted house' ass rundown of the game and its mechanics in an abridged and overly simplified little package you'd expect from this kinda thing. Has no value past the first playthrough, but I assume we all like Ethan Winters well enough to wanna hang out with his kid for a little bit, so ehhh it's cute for that.

romping through the village engine again just gets me reminiscing hard though. RE4 is SO much more polished and satisfying than this wannabe! What a weird one, huh?

Reviewed on Nov 02, 2022


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