Just beat the game and holy shit, this review couldn't be more accurate. I honestly can't believe people actually think this is a sad game, what with the MCs not being able to shut the fuck up.

it'd been literal years since id played it when i left that review too. even now i still seem to remember some completely pointless and disjunct zombie section thrown in there with them too

I can tell it was written by a Redditor and it shows

maybe both of you need to consider taking concerta daily...

funny you say that

i'm still kinda over silent protags in media today, but god why did neil have to be such a redditor

@Kodama Perhaps, but treating my ADHD that won't help the MCs talking like early 2010's Redditors throughout the game without some semblance of letting the story beats speak for themselves. Besides some interesting-but-severely-undercooked ideas, it really drags what could have been a touching story down to a poorly aged mess of a game.

@earthandspace THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING

taking concerta daily after I wrote this review has helped in my day to day life but I still don't think I'd like this game while on it. Im honestly scared I got read this hard