If "style over substance" was a game this would be it. Throughout the playthrough you'll be mowing down hundreds of about 3 enemy types reskinned in a barren ugly city to make money so that you can play the "real" story missions and mow down even more guys. These start off with a mansion, stadium, school etc, but about halfway through it feels like they ran out of ideas for interesting locations and became straight up hallways. You might think that the assassin boss fights would be its saving grace at the start, but those also devolve over time becoming jankfests with the most bullshit invincibility frames I've ever seen. Well, I kinda liked the humor of the game and it was sorta enjoyable in a mindless sort of way cleaving a load of dudes into pieces even if the combat system is very simplistic and as aforementioned, JANK. But you should just play God Hand instead. I just don't really fuck with games that are unfun "on purpose"... Shoutouts to the abysmal audio mixing which I'm surprised didn't blow out my Switch speakers

Reviewed on Oct 31, 2023


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