Such a good story, and such bad gameplay at the same time. 90% of the bosses past the game's midway point either had guns, dodged a ridiculous amount, or (God forbid) both.

I'd have two nickels

I absolutely adore this game. Its childish nature is coupled with a sort of mature atmosphere; it almost feels like the game is growing up in a way.
I love intsys games

I'm fucking invincible!

fuck ballistas
and them fire orbs