Fighting Games I've Played Ranked By The Most Fucked Up Freak On The Roster
The greatest promise of a fighting game is that you can play as a guy who's just an absolute freak of nature
15 Games
Merkava
Undisputed Fighting Game Freak GOAT. This guy will command grab you from across the screen, fly off with your dead body post match, and then say some shit that uses like five SAT words. Absolute king shit.
Undisputed Fighting Game Freak GOAT. This guy will command grab you from across the screen, fly off with your dead body post match, and then say some shit that uses like five SAT words. Absolute king shit.
Neco-Arc
Just an absolute cognitohazard all around. Neco-Arc is in your walls.
Just an absolute cognitohazard all around. Neco-Arc is in your walls.
Blanka
The blueprint for all these guys, one of the first and one of the best to ever do it.
The blueprint for all these guys, one of the first and one of the best to ever do it.
Faust
Faust is the doctor that's in it purely for the love of the game, but the game in question happens to be malpractice. This guy moves in ways that should not be possible
Faust is the doctor that's in it purely for the love of the game, but the game in question happens to be malpractice. This guy moves in ways that should not be possible
Taz
For all of the shortcomings of this game, putting the Tazmanian Devil in a fighting game was one of their best ideas.
For all of the shortcomings of this game, putting the Tazmanian Devil in a fighting game was one of their best ideas.
Double
Everyone loves a good flesh golem. It is deeply unsettling to use a move as this character.
Everyone loves a good flesh golem. It is deeply unsettling to use a move as this character.
Ultra Fishbunjin 3000
God I love this guy. Who wouldn't want to play as a shredded platypus thing that throws dumbbells at people?
God I love this guy. Who wouldn't want to play as a shredded platypus thing that throws dumbbells at people?
Meeee
Plenty of quality freak hats to choose from, but this one I think is the champ. Barely comprehensible what this thing even is supposed to be.
Plenty of quality freak hats to choose from, but this one I think is the champ. Barely comprehensible what this thing even is supposed to be.
Arakune
This is what I think Shy Guy would be like if their mask was not sealing away their true power. Zato Guilty Gear if he was cool.
This is what I think Shy Guy would be like if their mask was not sealing away their true power. Zato Guilty Gear if he was cool.
Wario
Somewhat controversial pick here, but I think Wario embodies the freak spirit the most. He is weird and has the Freak Moveset, which is based on vibes but I know it when I see it.
Somewhat controversial pick here, but I think Wario embodies the freak spirit the most. He is weird and has the Freak Moveset, which is based on vibes but I know it when I see it.
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Kuma
Literally just a bear. Gotta love it. Tekken is full of freaks but I can't get enough of an actual real bear in a fighting game.
Literally just a bear. Gotta love it. Tekken is full of freaks but I can't get enough of an actual real bear in a fighting game.
Astaroth
Big ol' axe guy goes chop chop. Simple as.
Big ol' axe guy goes chop chop. Simple as.
Hodan
In a game full of weird animals its hard to stand out, but I think the ape hitting you with a wet towel takes the cake.
In a game full of weird animals its hard to stand out, but I think the ape hitting you with a wet towel takes the cake.
Blitztank
An actual tank. I didn't play Akatsuki Blitzkampf, but I did play BBTAG so this counts. Akatsuki is my UNICLR goat tho.
An actual tank. I didn't play Akatsuki Blitzkampf, but I did play BBTAG so this counts. Akatsuki is my UNICLR goat tho.
Vaseraga
I played this game for like an hour but this guy seems pretty spooky. The real freak is whoever decided you had to play 7 ranked matches before you could direct connect.
I played this game for like an hour but this guy seems pretty spooky. The real freak is whoever decided you had to play 7 ranked matches before you could direct connect.