if this was modern paper mario mario would enter bowser castle after fighitn the 8 koopalings and he would use paper mode to become a wad of toilet paper then he would wait until bowser went to the bathroom to take a shit and when he went to wipe he would do a sneak paper attack on papers bowser paper ass and he would get a paper cut and then the battle would start and hed use 3 paper paper attacks after the sidekick paperizes itself for the greater good of the toads then everyone would be happy so yeah things have only gotten better