This is Jet Set Radio 3 (or, more specifically, Jet Set Radio Future 2), complete with all the jank and baggage that implies. For me though, it was everything I wanted and more. From the moment that the very first in-game needle drop tagged my ears ("let me see you s h a k e t h a t / ASS ASS ASS ASS"), I knew I was in good hands. Now excuse me while I listen to nothin but the Bomb Rush Cyberfunk OST on loop for the foreseeable future.

Happy to report that they do, in fact, make 'em like this anymore, so long as "they" ain't SEGA