On a planet 6000 light-years from earth, there were creatures called Exes, which resemble large insects, that were used for industrial purposes. However, these creatures one day took to revolting against their creators. Two battle machines have been sent to fight against the Exes, known as Colonel and Sargent. The Exes are nearing completion of their secret weapon, Exed Exes, and they must be defeated before this is allowed to happen! Exed Exes is a basic vertical scrolling shooter; the game scrolls forward, and the player can maneuver their ship around the screen to shoot enemies and avoid attack. POW icons sometimes appear that can power up the ship or turn enemies into fruit that are worth extra points. The game can be played either solo or two-player cooperatively.
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Playing this really feels like a feverdream but it is also so weirdly addicting because you always wanna know what SHAPE the next boss is. Or if there is ever some change in the background or enemies. This game is like Polybius to me. And I respect that. Still not at all a good game in the end of the day.
Edit: The Bosses aren't actually all shaped like letters. There are H shaped bosses and some that look like three crosses
But uh, as for Exed Exes, it uh, uhhhhhhh, fucking sucks. It's mid-80's vertical shmupping, so it's stealing from Toaplan and Xevious without anything that made those games remarkable. Only cool for embodying that transitional period where shmups were trying to imitate the level-based structure of new platform and brawler games but still stuck in the 'score attack' tunnel-vision of Space Invaders and its many successors.
Exed Exes is a dumb name. You executed the executables? Yeah, that's why they're called executables you stupid game. Idiot.
Notably this was released here in NA as "Savage Bees" apparently, it's still called Exed Exes most of the time I believe. A shame because I think Savage Bees is a better title.
Playing another very early Capcom shmup after 1942 feels a bit shitty, but at least it really goes to show how not having some asshat blowing a whistle at you can improve your enjoyment. Exed Exes definitely mixes it up a bit better than 1942 with it's enemy and boss variety, though this game still likes to throw a bunch of giant evil capital "H"s at you and some flying conjoined crosses. I kinda like the weird cyber beehive aesthetic of the game, but unfortunately it does get a bit boring after a bit despite being able to continue indefinitely as long as your pocket change remains intact. I recall playing this game for like an hour when I first tried it as a kid on CCC Vol. 1, and was wondering "goddamn when does this fucking game end?!", because iirc the rewards did demand a certain score to be reached or to beat the last Exes boss or something.
Not bad at all, just a bit before even my time. Much more willing to be nice to this game than 1942, fuck that guy.