A mod for Super Mario 64
Super Captain Falcon 64 is a ROM hack/mod of Super Mario 64 which changes the controllable character to Captain Falcon from the F-Zero series and some of his moves made popular in the Super Smash Bros. series, like the super destructive Falcon Punch and the Falcon Kick.
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Trust me, you don't get how endearingly stupid this mod is.
You can falcon punch stars and it destroys them, making you play the entire level again.
You can falcon punch stars and it destroys them, making you play the entire level again.
I dunno about any of y'all, but I was gettin' real tired of that Italian asshole hoot and hollering and disturbing my Netflix experience with his patronizing tone, so we got this racecar driver to take his place.
A speedster to the end, Captain Falcon leaps from the starting line without an introduction sequence or title screen to speak of. We were lucky to even get the file select screen going, but Falcon was so impatient! Who needs a plumber, when you can zip past the opposition with relative ease? Who needs stars? Simply Falcon Punch the door down, Captain Falcon ain't got time for that nonsense. Captain Falcon has a grand prix to win after this, and he cannot afford to run late. When you ain't got the time to painstakingly swing Bowser around, you simply sock him in the jaw, that'll learn'em. Just don't sock him in the jaw while he's tilting the platform on the lava stage, because something insanely unfunny happens, no I'm totally not goading you into doing it yourself or anything, I assure you it's actually quite depressing and won't lighten your mood and make you laugh your ass off.
Probably the closest thing I'll get to that Captain Falcon game I've been wanting from Nintendo for a while. I'm still begging for that Yakuza-like with a Goroh everywhere mechanic where he challenges you to everything from street races to Electronic Battleship. Hell, throw in some singing with Jack Levin while we're at it. You could potentially flesh out the cast even more with such a game, and expand on everything outside the track, but alas. Many only think of the racing for F-Zero, but to me there's a rich world to explore beyond it as well, but I guess I'll keep on dreaming. I'll just have to stick to this funny hack where you can Falcon Kick a bunch of Goombas at the speed of light, and blow up Big Bob-omb with a punch instead of having to constantly sneak up behind him and drop him on his fragile bum, I don't need to dream about this at least.
Forever he will be my hero~ 🎵
and now that I'm not just a dreamer~ 🎵
A speedster to the end, Captain Falcon leaps from the starting line without an introduction sequence or title screen to speak of. We were lucky to even get the file select screen going, but Falcon was so impatient! Who needs a plumber, when you can zip past the opposition with relative ease? Who needs stars? Simply Falcon Punch the door down, Captain Falcon ain't got time for that nonsense. Captain Falcon has a grand prix to win after this, and he cannot afford to run late. When you ain't got the time to painstakingly swing Bowser around, you simply sock him in the jaw, that'll learn'em. Just don't sock him in the jaw while he's tilting the platform on the lava stage, because something insanely unfunny happens, no I'm totally not goading you into doing it yourself or anything, I assure you it's actually quite depressing and won't lighten your mood and make you laugh your ass off.
Probably the closest thing I'll get to that Captain Falcon game I've been wanting from Nintendo for a while. I'm still begging for that Yakuza-like with a Goroh everywhere mechanic where he challenges you to everything from street races to Electronic Battleship. Hell, throw in some singing with Jack Levin while we're at it. You could potentially flesh out the cast even more with such a game, and expand on everything outside the track, but alas. Many only think of the racing for F-Zero, but to me there's a rich world to explore beyond it as well, but I guess I'll keep on dreaming. I'll just have to stick to this funny hack where you can Falcon Kick a bunch of Goombas at the speed of light, and blow up Big Bob-omb with a punch instead of having to constantly sneak up behind him and drop him on his fragile bum, I don't need to dream about this at least.
Forever he will be my hero~ 🎵
and now that I'm not just a dreamer~ 🎵
Although it has some bugs, it is just awesome to be able to destroy most things in the game with a Falcon Punch and fly through the stages with a Falcon Kick. This hack is a must for the people that love Super Mario 64 and want a new playthrough with a funny twist. One of the best "character mods" for the game.