The story is about the hero Masashi Tashiro who has to rescue the four princesses in distress. One happy ending and four unhappy endings were used in the game; becoming one of the first video games to have multiple endings. The game was not very successful, but it started appearing frequently and getting high prices on online auction sites like Yahoo! after 2000, when Masashi Tashiro was arrested and convicted several times in connection with voyeurism and drug abuse.
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i played a translated rom of this game and it was called renamed "Princessual Orgy" and that will never leave my head
Game Review - originally written by (wraith)
Princesstual Orgy is the touching story of a Japanese comedian, his yoyo, and four fairy princesses. And despite the name of this game, “his yoyo” is not a metaphor for anything (phallic or otherwise).
Anyway, here’s the dilly, yo. You are Tashiro Masashi, a japanese comedian that you probably have never heard of unless you’ve lived in Japan, or are one of those crazy people who creams themselves whenever they think about japanese culture. Anyway, one night Tashiro is awakened by a fairy because she wants him to rescue some fairy princess from the clutches of four evil witches, thus saving the world from the dread Ultra Witch. You know she’s really bad. They don’t just throw the title Ultra out to just any witch.
Easy, right? WRONG. This is, after all, an NES platformer that doesn’t involve Megaman or Mario or the Belmont clan. That means the controls are touchy, Tashiro walks rather slowly, and enemies get to ignore things like walls. Oh, and as soon as anything scrolls off of the screen, it ceases to be. You will be killed by enemies every so often, but not as often as you miss jumps, and not nearly as often as you toss your control pad at the wall.
That’s not to say this is a bad game, it just will try your patience, as do most NES platform games.
Princesstual Orgy is the touching story of a Japanese comedian, his yoyo, and four fairy princesses. And despite the name of this game, “his yoyo” is not a metaphor for anything (phallic or otherwise).
Anyway, here’s the dilly, yo. You are Tashiro Masashi, a japanese comedian that you probably have never heard of unless you’ve lived in Japan, or are one of those crazy people who creams themselves whenever they think about japanese culture. Anyway, one night Tashiro is awakened by a fairy because she wants him to rescue some fairy princess from the clutches of four evil witches, thus saving the world from the dread Ultra Witch. You know she’s really bad. They don’t just throw the title Ultra out to just any witch.
Easy, right? WRONG. This is, after all, an NES platformer that doesn’t involve Megaman or Mario or the Belmont clan. That means the controls are touchy, Tashiro walks rather slowly, and enemies get to ignore things like walls. Oh, and as soon as anything scrolls off of the screen, it ceases to be. You will be killed by enemies every so often, but not as often as you miss jumps, and not nearly as often as you toss your control pad at the wall.
That’s not to say this is a bad game, it just will try your patience, as do most NES platform games.
cw: game starring real life pervert
I've been doing this gaming thing for a while, I usually come across almost everything a platform has to offer whether from me mindlessly wandering around my legally acquired wares that I dumped myself, word of mouth, browsing Hardcore Gaming 101 articles, seeing it on Game Sack, etc.
Needless to say, my job is never done it seems, even on my childhood console and it's original Japanese counterpart. Tashiro Masashi no Princess ga Ippai, aka roughly translated as Masashi Tashiro Has So Many Princesses, and also unofficially renamed by Suicidal Translations as "Princessestual Orgy" (No, there's nothing of the sort in here) is a side-scrolling problematic affair starring some real life bloke named Masashi Tashiro who's on a quest to save four princesses and save fairyland from the hot Ultra Witch, and apparently this guy never once had to actually jump in his entire life. "Mashi" without a full head of steam may as well have no steam at all, no steamed hams to speak of. The horizontal gain on his leaping ability could be described as outdone by a worker ant doing jumping jacks. In order to gain any kind of respectful distance you need to run at least a little bit before making your disgraceful attempt at getting aboard a platform.
The game itself doesn't do anything original, but has a complete identity crisis of whether it's trying to ape Super Mario Bros, Zelda II's non-linear stage layout, or even inexplicably swapping to top-down Zelda in the final stage, or perhaps more comparable in quality to Deadly Towers aka Hell's Bells aka "that shit that the assholians bowed down to". Mashi doesn't have a sword, but instead uses a yo-yo. I don't know if that's a thing he does, but I'm just going to assume he's trying to rip off The Noid's style, who would probably slap a kimura on this geek and tap him out in a nanosecond.
Mashi was apparently a member of the band Rats & Star, then became a comedian later. Is this another one of those Famicom games by a comedian where the joke is apparently that the game sucks? Because I've yet to laugh or feel good about myself. I can think of funnier games on the same system, like the Transformers game that I can't stream on Discord because the military-grade light show it throws constantly can sear the eyes off an entire planet's population, or that FDS tank game that tells you to insert it into "the fucking box". It certainly does not help matters that Mashi looks like a fuckin' dork here being in a game where some anime girls are fawning for him, and proves to be the one legitimate time a game ages like a decomposing corpse when Mashi was later arrested for trying to film up women's skirts.
Classy fella.
While doing some research on the few areas on the internet with information on this, a lot of them push that this game was among the few to first introduce multiple endings. I'm going to go ahead and assume this is some kind of Simon's Quest erasure that's been spreading since 2006, the conspiracy is strong and my tin foil containment suit is forever donned. Yes, they will indeed push this Famicom game that only two people have played in order to destroy all accolades of Konami's sequel to one of the most legendary games to grace the 8-bit era. It be like that.
I'd half-star this game out of spite, but unfortunately the final boss's second form actually looks kinda rad and that's something for it I guess. Still shocked I hadn't caught wind of this until now, my sources have failed me and I no longer wish to know them.
Laundry day is a very dangerous day.
I've been doing this gaming thing for a while, I usually come across almost everything a platform has to offer whether from me mindlessly wandering around my legally acquired wares that I dumped myself, word of mouth, browsing Hardcore Gaming 101 articles, seeing it on Game Sack, etc.
Needless to say, my job is never done it seems, even on my childhood console and it's original Japanese counterpart. Tashiro Masashi no Princess ga Ippai, aka roughly translated as Masashi Tashiro Has So Many Princesses, and also unofficially renamed by Suicidal Translations as "Princessestual Orgy" (No, there's nothing of the sort in here) is a side-scrolling problematic affair starring some real life bloke named Masashi Tashiro who's on a quest to save four princesses and save fairyland from the hot Ultra Witch, and apparently this guy never once had to actually jump in his entire life. "Mashi" without a full head of steam may as well have no steam at all, no steamed hams to speak of. The horizontal gain on his leaping ability could be described as outdone by a worker ant doing jumping jacks. In order to gain any kind of respectful distance you need to run at least a little bit before making your disgraceful attempt at getting aboard a platform.
The game itself doesn't do anything original, but has a complete identity crisis of whether it's trying to ape Super Mario Bros, Zelda II's non-linear stage layout, or even inexplicably swapping to top-down Zelda in the final stage, or perhaps more comparable in quality to Deadly Towers aka Hell's Bells aka "that shit that the assholians bowed down to". Mashi doesn't have a sword, but instead uses a yo-yo. I don't know if that's a thing he does, but I'm just going to assume he's trying to rip off The Noid's style, who would probably slap a kimura on this geek and tap him out in a nanosecond.
Mashi was apparently a member of the band Rats & Star, then became a comedian later. Is this another one of those Famicom games by a comedian where the joke is apparently that the game sucks? Because I've yet to laugh or feel good about myself. I can think of funnier games on the same system, like the Transformers game that I can't stream on Discord because the military-grade light show it throws constantly can sear the eyes off an entire planet's population, or that FDS tank game that tells you to insert it into "the fucking box". It certainly does not help matters that Mashi looks like a fuckin' dork here being in a game where some anime girls are fawning for him, and proves to be the one legitimate time a game ages like a decomposing corpse when Mashi was later arrested for trying to film up women's skirts.
Classy fella.
While doing some research on the few areas on the internet with information on this, a lot of them push that this game was among the few to first introduce multiple endings. I'm going to go ahead and assume this is some kind of Simon's Quest erasure that's been spreading since 2006, the conspiracy is strong and my tin foil containment suit is forever donned. Yes, they will indeed push this Famicom game that only two people have played in order to destroy all accolades of Konami's sequel to one of the most legendary games to grace the 8-bit era. It be like that.
I'd half-star this game out of spite, but unfortunately the final boss's second form actually looks kinda rad and that's something for it I guess. Still shocked I hadn't caught wind of this until now, my sources have failed me and I no longer wish to know them.
Laundry day is a very dangerous day.