Reviews from

in the past


the only game where you can send yoshi to yugoslavia

this game is kinda like among us if you think about it enough

had this as a kid and did not understand why it was what it was

the porn version of this game is better


If you hate this game you are lucky!

Back when mom groups and the PTA were scared of what the damaging effects of an Italian-American plumber jumping on turtles would do to impressionable young minds, this was made to placate them. I was tricked so bad as a 10-year-old that I have never forgiven it. All I learned from this educational game was to never trust my parents.

One of my all-time favorites, which may explain why I went on to major in History?

Fails to mention that all the releases are different versions i think? I played the dos version and it was not a fun time. Lot of trivia which is to be expected.

+1 point for those incredibly awkward art designs of the main characters.

2/10

I remember liking it but maybe I was a fool as a child.

The second biggest cause of blue balls in gaming history, next to Mario's Time Machine.

The title of this one isn't as appealing, but the premise is. Playing as Luigi to save Mario sounds like a lot of fun. Especially in 1993 before Luigi's Mansion came out.

But no, this is actually an educational game. A boring, confusing educational game.

I'd rather play Hotel Mario.

I tried... I really did... but this is just too bad

Ending was insane!!!11!11!

Using Mario to lure a bunch of gamers into learning about the existence of a world outside video games remains one of the medium's funnier trolls.

Can’t believe this is the only thing they let Luigi, an absolute gay icon, do by himself for years up until Mansion. Queer erasure in the nineties was real

It's literally just homework disguised as a game, punishable by law as a Class-A felony.

it gets an extra star for creating Weegee

as a nerdy kid that liked playing carmen sandiego games as well as more traditional video games like mario, i remember enjoying this quite a bit. i very seriously doubt it was Actually good though, and doubt even more that i'd ever recommend it to anyone else

i became this game's virgin sacrifice

You won't find adobe here in Nairobi.

he shouldve looked faster, now chris pratt is playing him in the movie

It was a mellow game where you could just walk around and explore, nothing was really out to get you. It was unique for that. I guess it was supposed to be educational.

Fuck this game's dull. It's not as bad as the NES version, but fuck me.


It's not the worst game of all time

Il a été enfermé par Squalala et mis en esclavage dans la Phillips CDI afin de faire cette daube de Hôtel Mario, me remerciez pas ^^

I would abandon society and become a hermit out in the wilderness to prevent anyone from ever knowing I worked on this game.

We wouldn't have Weegee if it wasn't for this game's existence