Playing WWE 2K15 led to unexpected excitement in my life. My buddy, let's call him John, noticed me playing it on PS4 and came into my room to tease me about it. I told him to leave, but then I saw he changed our nicknames in his Discord server to Cena and Punk. I asked him why he did that, but he just giggled. I challenged him to a wrestling match, and things escalated quickly. We ended up in a heated wrestling match, and amidst the adrenaline, I kissed him. We made out for like 5 minutes and then he called me a mark and chased me out of the room, shouting "You can't see me!" We're both 19 and live together in an apartment in Jersey because rent in the city is insane.

Score: 9/10

MADE FROM THE GROUND UP. FOR THE ALL POWERFUL NEXT GENERATION SYSTEMS... with an entire year less than the developers needed to finish it, WHERE'S THE REST OF THE GAME

YOU CAN'T EVEN CREATE WOMEN IN THIS. I know Vince McMahon was in charge at the time so it's probably best to keep even fictional women as far away from him as possible, but they didn't start their partnership with Saudi Arabia until 5 years later so WHERE'S THE WOMEN

MyCareer is PAINFUL DUDE. A meandering slog of meaningless match after meaningless match. Barely any story. Barely any purpose. Half the time against some random Create-a-Wrestler that MUST have been designed by someone who's just been introduced to the concept of graphic design for the first time. Who the FUCK is Jayden Jet and why have I just won the SmackDown tag titles with him

Showcase Mode. I know a lot of you guys like this and I respect that, but alternatively FUCK YOU AND YOUR PASSIONS, THIS IS ASS BRO. PLAY AS THE SAME FOUR PEOPLE FOR 50 FUCKING MATCHES, HALF OF WHICH ARE RANDOM TAG MATCHES FROM RAW IN 2013 THAT WERE FORGOTTEN THE DAY AFTER THEY AIRED, I'M BORED AS FUCK WHERE'S JAYDEN JET WHEN YOU NEED HIM

Even the core gameplay is bollocks. After decades of arcade gameplay, 2K15 focuses on simulation... SIMULATION OF 2023 MATT HARDY, YOU CAN BARELY DO ANYTHING IT'S SO JANK. If you try to run, the wrestler has this almost mini stutter before he properly gets going. The animation for TURNING AROUND was mocapped by a 95 year old on their deathbed. See this enemy right in front of you that you wanna dive on? THE GAME DOESN'T, FACE FIRST INTO THE CONCRETE SPLOOPS.

The core mechanics are FUNCTIONAL most of the time, they just have a ton of small quirks like this that add up to make the gameplay deeply unsatisfying. The chain grappling minigame is REALLY functional in fact, so functional it's ALL YOU DO. EVERY OTHER MOVE auto changes into some shitty minigame where you gotta move the right analogue stick into a specific position before your opponent does. Your grand reward for succeeding is the grip of your headlock tightens slightly. MY HEADLOCK IS SLIGHTLY MORE SECURE GUYS WE FUCKING DID IT WOOOOOO

A barren wasteland, and the content that IS there is clunky and tedious. I will buy next year's game and keep buying them every year until I pass away

WWE takip ettiğim dönemde, şu oyunun varlığı resmen bir mucizeydi benim için. Hatırlayamayacağım kadar çok saat gömdüm bu güzelliğe.

Ki, benim oynadığım PS3 sürümüydü, Next Gen. değil. Ve özellikle oynanıştaki hız ve değişimler açısından, PS3 sürümü belki daha kısıtlı ama kesinlikle daha eğlenceli gelmişti bana. Shawn Michaels x Triple H ve John Cena x CM Punk feud'ları ile yeni karakterler ve var olan karakterlerin eski versiyonlarını, yeni ve eski haritaları açmak vs. çok keyifliydi.

Aah, ah... Kendi oluşturduğum karakterimi de çok özledim. Reign'lerinle bin yaşa, Jack Shine...