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"A videogame is not art" -Hideo Kojima, 2006
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A game so fucking awful it made every other game in the genre unpalatable to me (except Fallout 76 for some reason). The games claim to fame is that it has meters for quite literally everything involving the human body and it turns out there's a good reason over-designed byzantine bullshit in games isn't more common. If you care about that sort of thing go to medical school, at least then you'll get paid handsomely for your effort and won't have to carefully manage the fingerless glove meter.

I played this with a friend years ago and I said out loud "I am not having fun" multiple times. I cannot think of a bigger mark against any piece of media.

I played a whopping 20 minutes of this and then when I realized that I was pressing square repeatedly to walk down a hallway to press square some more I turned it off and played a bit more Uncharted 4 instead.

Like coming home to an old friend but unfortunately he was in a car accident and hasn't really been the same since in many senses. I was hooked for a few weeks but I stopped playing it for a while and have no interest in coming back for now. I don't think its the anhedonia.

Awful setlist, half of this soundtrack is phone commercial tier.