Reviews from

in the past


The model of Jeff Foxworthy in this game is very funny looking.

esam isnt smarter than a 5th grader

dude this game is fucking terrible

the only reason this game is higher than 1 star is because there is a funny animation where a guy starts going into a t-pose after his victory dance


I think there's a special feeling that comes from sitting around your family and playing shitty video game renditions of trivia game shows. Just pure, unadulterated fun, mixed with the occasional instance of one person jumping in their seat when they realize they actually know the answer to one of the questions, or the dread of everyone having a different answer for a question, only to all be proven wrong.

I do appreciate that feeling very much, but unfortunately I can't give this game much else. It is very funny, solely due to just how low quality everything is, so make of that what you will. Animations will frequently cut themselves short, the kids' and your player character's voices are all remarkably low energy and robotic, but, like... I paid five dollars for this silly little experience, and I get to talk about cool astronomy facts all the while.

Sorry for not having some epic tale to recite like I did with Deal or No Deal, I just don't like Jeff Foxworthy as much. I am smarter than a 5th grader. Twice as smart, in fact, and I will gladly accept my $2,000,000. Sleep with one eye open, Jed, because I will be coming back for more, and you had better study up on your 4th Grade Life Science until then.

esam is not smarter than a 5th grader

This review contains spoilers

Jeff Foxworthy made me become a better person