Reviews from

in the past


Like something that would be on candystand dot com back in 2002 but worse because it's been market tested for teen boys.

I'd rather have the Cool Ranch vs Nacho Cheese debate than play this game.

This is a good idea for a free game to promote Doritos. Stomping around as a dinosaur seems pretty on brand to me, the problem is it's very shallow and honestly not something you'd spend more than 5 minutes with. Good thing it was free!


Played for points. Not proud of myself.

I remember playing this game for a few days for like an easy 1000G or something like that. Ironically, not a fan of Doritos.

It's amazing that this flash game somehow escaped the internet to arrive on the Xbox Live Arcade...

Dash of Destruction is a ten minute diversion from whatever else you were doing designed to make you think about Doritos for a second. Did you think about Doritos? Good. Alright. Nice work. You should go play something else now!

All non-jokes aside, it may be fun to play with friends one or two times but otherwise we all know we sought this out for the gamerscore and nobody has to feel guilty about it unless they REALLY want to.

An ingenious plan to sell Doritos: put your name on a free XBLA game during the height of people wanting to boost their gamerscores with really, really easy achievements (the game even advertised itself on its easy achievements). It’s not that one Avatar game, but it’s close. It’s better than the countless amount of “hit the button 500 times to get a free Platinum Trophy” games on the PS4.

Nearly had a heart attack when I searched for "Doritos" and didn't find this game. But no, we're good. We're good.