Reviews from

in the past


This game was bad but in a kind of fun way. Pretty goofy.

Ah, to be young again, screaming on xbox voice chat and spamming stupid darts and ninja stars, this game was both sweaty and comical at the best of times
At the worst? you were ready to wakizashi your friends mom for real
Really though it was neat enough to play with the characters from history in combat but it was definitely a funny game in both the good and bad ways

Pretty fun but I don't remember if it was because it was actually fun or if it was garbage fun.


My story is no different to anyone else's. I thought the show was pretty cool.

I think I paid £3 for it. Which is probably fair given how much time i spent with it.

If you've not seen the show. Essentially they take a wariror from history. Say a Samurai or a Spetsnaz commando and run field tests of all the equipment they'd use. How much damage does a Native American's tomahawk do to a bag of flesh. How much force does the average viking put behind a strike. That kind of thing. They gave these things number values and ran simulations to see which would ultimately win in a fight based on their collected data.

Much like the game, the concept is flawed at best, but a little bit of fun if you like your combat history.

I can't say that this is a "good" fighting game because all of the memories I have of it aren't about it being good but rather funny. Really, really funny and stupid. I might revisit it one day, but I won't have my brothers to play it with, so it'll automatically be worse off. Oh well.

"Deadliest Warrior" walked so "Hellish Quart" could run.

Sneak sequel to Bushido Blade. Extremely fucking amusing if you don't take it seriously.