Reviews from

in the past


talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, show stopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique, completely not ever been done before, unafraid to reference or not reference, put it in a blender, shit on it, vomit on it, eat it, give birth to it.

Mon premier Dragon Quest et celui de mon cœur

In Dragon Quest Monsters: Joker, there's a monster that's only obtainable if you catch all the monsters in the game and fill up your Monster List. Unfortunately, the game includes this special monster in the criteria, meaning it's literally impossible to get this monster - and, in turn, 100% - without hacking.

...although you're going to have to hack the game anyways to get 100% because some of the monsters are also tied to the online multiplayer and well. You're SOL there too since the DS online servers are down.

As for the actual game, it's pretty lackluster as far as a Dragon Quest Monsters game goes because the monster list is essentially Square-Enix looking at Dragon Quest VIII and going "well this game is popular, so most of the monsters you befriend are monsters from this game!" and it honestly feels like major cost-cutting in a game that's already cutting corners by having a good chunk of the monster list being recolors of other monster models. Not the worst monster collecting game but there are far better out there.

I was never able to beat this game until a friend let me use her Game Shark and then I was able to beat the game easily and this taught me that with friends you can do anything and beat any game

"Ah sí me encanta sintentizar mi monstruo mago para que se convierta en un monstruo físico y se vuelva una putísima mierda"

Flash cart crashed and I lost 2 hours of progress due to using quick saves lmao. Like a midpoint between SMT and Pokémon, I was having a blast until it shit the bed.