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this was a pretty fucking great episode but it is so funny they pretend that jefferson being the killer is this big twist when he is easily the most sketch guy in the entire cast. every man i've ever known that looks and acts like mark jefferson has at least one sex crime under his belt.

I hate the part with the chibi among us

Warren is a fucking chad. I play this game only for him.

Everyone else fucking sucks I fear.

this was just like the ending to mgs4


cries

actual peak.
back to back bangers and they all elevate and stack on top of each other. first dying chloe, then chloe shooting frank or his fucking dog at the beach (probably prettiest area in the game), finding the barn and opening up the bunker as this already fun mystery plot reveals the darkest shit in the freaky dark room with the folders and then finding RACHEL FUCKING DEAD and seeing the deer watch on as the music swells.
OHHHH but we're not done folks, the vortex party is so funny and idk, everything in this is just fun and holds a special place in my heart i love the atmosphere of everything. anyway BACK INTO THE JUNKYARD and BOOM syringe chloe look out what the fuck? BANG!!!!!!! chloe dead as we dose off, as JEFFERSON fucking emerges into the twist of the century.
so much happening, so spicy, so dramatic, im floored and this had my 10 year old self dookying in excitement its actual fucking nuts girls.