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Playing Through My Evercade Collection Part 9: Piko Interactive Collection 1

Oh christ. Where to begin. Do you want me to talk about how goddamn ugly this looks? The sprites are stretched and everything looks like its got a case of the grainy filter. Then theres the sound design which is just ear-bleeding and unlikable, there may be ok-ish music hidden here but its all hidden under the super loud shots at all times.

Gameplay is appalling thanks to bland shot patterns matched with unfair placements of enemies making for boring guessing game... Something not helped by having movement be clunky and slow. Compound all of this by having everything looking choppy as hell. This is a chore to touch and I never want to touch it ever again.